Eat the frog.
I don’t wanna eat the frog.
Just eat the frog. You’ll feel better.
No.
You’ll have to anyway.
Bloody don’t.
. . . .
Can’t I just spin three times widdershins
and beat my chest like a baboon?
Just eat the fucking frog!
It’s the last thing I want to do!
You’ll feel better!
NO I WON’T!
YES YOU WILL!
Meanwhile, Frog, watching this tennis match, eye-rolls, hops onto a nearby lily pad, and sails away.
© N Nazir 2022
Written for Sammi Scribbles Weekend Writing Prompt: Widdershins, 75 words
Sunra Rainz 
I love it! ❤
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Thank you! ☀️
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Smart frog!
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😊
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“Ah Princess you might like it/ if you lower your defence/ kiss that frog, you will get your prince” –Peter Gabriel “Kiss That Frog”
What a fun poem to start the day with! I’m glad Froggy escaped on his lily pad. Maybe he married Miss Mousey.
One good chuckle deserves another–I think you will like the poem I posted this morning. It is ridiculous! 😛
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Thank you, Shay! I think he married Miss Piggy 😊
I will surely check yours out very soon!
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widdershins, what a great word, and this little fable of yours is just awesome. “just eat the fucking frog” that’s going to be my mantra for the next week
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That’s great! 😂 Thanks Phillip 👍
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Ha! It’s not easy being green, as they say. You made me laugh with this little gem, Sunra. I have kissed a few, btw, and it never works out either.
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Thank you, Joy! Ha ha, I guess it doesn’t work! 😂
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The great escape, smart frog. 😉
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Indeed, Greg! 😊
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Love it ! 🙂
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Thank you, poetisatinta 😊
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Smart frog. 🙂
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😊
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Funny. I love that frog. Glad it got away.
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Thank you, Selma! It was a metaphorical frog but everyone has such sympathy for it lol! 🙂
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A bicker many of us can relate to I’m sure – albeit without an actual frog! Nice one.
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Thanks Keith! 🙂
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Sometimes it is best to be unwanted. Off goes a frog to croak another day. Well done.
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Ha ha! Indeed. Thank you, Bill 😊
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Hihih, Miss Piggy! 😀 Your poem evoked kissing frogs legs. On a plate.
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Ha ha! Yes, I’m not sure what message I’ve given off really! 🙂
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Lovely and funny!
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Thanks so much, Luisa! 💕
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🙏💙🙏
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Hahaha. That’s an awesome write, Sunra.
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Thank you, Jeff! 🥰 It’s a little uncensored but I decided to leave it that way. Glad it made you chuckle! 😊
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