I failed Goblin Finishing School for being too nice.
Cause some goblins are sweet underneath
they just pretend to be grieved to warn the crazies away.
That’s humans to you. They’re not fans of your lot.
We have lofty dreams too, it’s just hard
when people look at you like you’re some
creepy skulking thing, you know?
How dare you?
I’m a perfectly fantastic goblin.
I have manners. I’m a bit different
but then I always was. I failed the test
for making a racket in the night
to wake the lesser sleeping folk. Instead
I’d leave them little gifts like bouquets of hyacinths
at special times like Hallow’s eve’s eve.
And I’ve got my own grotto now.
All the other Gs got green-eyed about it
but I never cared much for their iron floors
and thorny walls. Mine’s got a lily-cushioned bed
a grove for the peacocks, and the delicate chime
of yogi bells to wake me in the morning. I sometimes feel
that there is something at work in my soul, which I do not
understand, and I may be solely the only one, but I’d rather
be alone than feel more alone somewhere I don’t belong.
© N Nazir 2022
Written for Shay’s Word Garden where we are given inspiration with Christina Rossetti (words used: goblin, grieved, hyacinth, iron, thorny, lily, peacocks, chime), The Sunday Muse (image as shown), and Poets and Storytellers United where the theme is quotes from scary films and books. I chose: “There is something at work in my soul which I do not understand,” from Frankenstein by Mary Shelley. I decided to include it in the actual text as it just seemed fitting.
I cant tell you how much I LOVE this! It delighted me. So original, imaginative, such a wonderful story – a goblin who doesnt follow the herd, and fails Finishing School for being too nice. I love the goblin leaving bouquets of hyacinth…..altogether, an absolute delight to read.
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Thanks so much for your kind words, Sherry! ❤ I'm really glad you enjoyed it! 😀
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Holy mess, girl. From here down really got me:
“Instead
I’d leave them little gifts like bouquets of hyacinths …”
My heart.
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Thanks so much, Shawna! I’m delighted you think so! 🙂
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I love this goblin!! 🙂
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Thank you, poetisatinta! ❤️
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The picture you paint is compelling. How lovely it would be to sleep on a lily-cushioned bed, have a grove nearby for the peacocks, and out the window … chimes playing delicate tunes.
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Thank you, Penelope! 💕 Yes, I thought so! 🙃
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oOooo, is it too late for me to enroll in Goblin Finishing School? I love that notion! Do they balance (scary) books on their heads? Do they learn which utensil to use while eating blood pudding? And I want my own grotto, too. You do indeed make a fantastic goblin!
–Shay
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I think they always take would-be goblins, Shay! I’ve been expelled though so… 😊 Thank you! ❤️
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love this one and the inspiration behind it! plus – and oh that last stanza 🖤🖤
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Aww, thanks so much, vintageblack! ❤️ Glad it resonated with you.
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Wonderful! I love Goblin Finishing School. What a howl (so to speak, LOL!)
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Thank you, qbit! 😊 I’m pleased you like it.
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Dear Goblin, your grotto sounds lovely! I believe that you are fantastic, and I’d love to to hang out with you.
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Oh Rosemary, that is lovely to hear! ❤️ The feeling is mutual!
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Like Sherry I just think this is su h a gorgeous idea – and the lovely details within the main idea. I especially love that finishing thought. It’s quite profoundly true.
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Thanks so much, Worms! ❤️ It is pretty much honesty dressed up in a goblin tale. I’m glad it resonated with you.
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Wonderful. Love the ending.
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Thank you, Bob! 🌟 I’m happy you do!
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This is my kind of goblin, Sunra! 🌹🌹🌹🌹
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Thank you so much, Dora! ❤
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Well, there’s always one (sometimes many) who are different in a community, who walks with a different drum beat. It’s nice to have yogi bells to wake up to in the morning. 🙂
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Thank you, dsnake1! It’s actually just an app on my phone not real yogi bells, ha ha! But it does the trick 🙂
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I love, love, love this concept and poem, Sunra!
❤
David
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Thanks so much, David! Appreciated ❤
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A goblin that refuses to gobble, I like him! As for the final few words… amen!
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Awww, thanks Keith! I’m glad you approve! 🙂
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This is a clever combo of poetic challenges! Goblin tales do delight!
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Thank you so much, Helen! ❤
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Sunra this is so creative and unique! I love the idea of a goblin giving gifts and having manners! This is wonderful my friend!
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Thank you, Carrie, I’m so glad you enjoyed it! Really appreciate you hosting the Muse and always with such evocative images ❤
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Some wonderful monsters are just misunderstood. Too bad for those who don’t take the care to see who’s who and what’s what. Their loss…
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Thank you, Magaly 💖😊
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Even a goblin rebels against normal…Love it.
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Thank you, Susie! ❤️ 😊
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Rebel/outlier goblin is totally my fav kind of goblin!!!
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Thank you, Rajani! ❤
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but I’d rather
be alone than feel more alone
somewhere I don’t belong.
Very true Sunra! Better to go where we are known!
Hank
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Thank you for reading and commenting, Hank 🙂
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One’s own company is far preferable than staying in a place where one isn’t appreciated, I 100% agree. But this goblin sounds like a fun sort so I imagine they’ll find the right place for them soon.
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Thank you, Kestril! 😀
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Goblins are *so* misunderstood! The detail is what makes this one fly, and the fantastic, even the grotesque, manages to be whimsical and light, but nonetheless pointed and real. We all have a bit of goblin under the skin, and those of us who are lucky may end up with a grotto all our own. I love the way you have used your own quirky slant to flesh out the prompts and make them your own.
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Ha ha, thank you, Joy! Aren’t they just?! I’m glad you understand and I really appreciate your thoughtful kind words ❤
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This is great! I so enjoyed this poem 🌹♥️
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Thanks so much, Lesley! I’m glad you enjoyed it! ❤
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This was joyful to read! Clever, engaging and fun.
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Thank you, Bridgette! Appreciate your kind words ❤
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I love this! Poor goblin is just misunderstood.
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Thank you, cognacproject! They are indeed. I’m so glad you enjoyed dit ❤
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